| Population | 11.153 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog o'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | Dog |
The Matriarchy of War Dogs I is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.153 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 4,179 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 374,747 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Dog o'War to meetings with foreign heads of state, there's a bright dawn ahead for War Dogs I, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs I's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs I is ranked 2,540th in the world and 1st in Realm of Dogs for Highest Food Quality, scoring 261.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs I, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, there's a bright dawn ahead for War Dogs I.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Dog o'War to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
