The Bright Community of Wannaheim is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Master of Unicode with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.633 billion Wannaheimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfheimr. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wannaheimian economy, worth a remarkable 6,385 trillion guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 270,194 guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, the media seems excessively interested in what Grand Master of Unicode is wearing this season, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wannaheim's national animal is the wolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The holy gasoline tank.

Wannaheim is ranked 283,069^th in the world and 2^nd in Camerania for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,133.69 Standard Monetary Units.