The Republic of Wall of Cake 85 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.132 billion Wall of Cake 85ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Wall of Cake 85ian economy, worth 43.7 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 38,625 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 85's national animal is the wall.

Wall of Cake 85 is ranked 214,212^th in the world and 1^st in Marxist union for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.