The Republic of Wall of Cake 34 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.126 billion Wall of Cake 34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Wall of Cake 34ian economy, worth 54.6 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,456 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 34's national animal is the wall.

Wall of Cake 34 is ranked 222,497^th in the world and 1^st in Islamic Defence Command for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 278.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.