The Scarlet Commonwealth of Vytalicita is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Flaunty McWealthy with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.949 billion Vytalicitans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinero. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The powerhouse Vytalicitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,060 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, most barbers are also surgeons, and gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions. Crime is a problem. Vytalicita's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greed.

Vytalicita is ranked 53,425^th in the world and 1^st in Fifth Wall for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 85.33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.