The District of Vysehrad is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.544 billion Vysehradians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Vysehradian economy, worth 595 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,361 juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and Vysehrad has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vysehrad's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vysehrad is ranked 126,162^nd in the world and 1^st in Prague for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,151.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.