The United Kingdom of Vylixan Talos 92 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.344 billion Vylixan Talos 92ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Vylixan Talos 92ian economy, worth 312 trillion korunas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,404 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and Vylixan Talos 92ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Talos 92's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vylixan Talos 92 is ranked 130,935^th in the world and 214^th in Vylixan Prime for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 801.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.