The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.88 billion Ereenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth 923 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,192 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and the media seems excessively interested in what President Attolis Eugenides is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Secretary Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 23,147^th in the world and 913^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.