The President of Russia of Vladimir Putin is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.999 billion Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moscow Kremlin. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Russian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,497 Russian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vladimir Putin isn't what it used to be, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, large sections of Vladimir Putin have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladimir Putin's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Church.

Vladimir Putin is ranked 11,423^rd in the world and 3^rd in Russian Armed Forces for Highest Poor Incomes, with 117,954.58 Standard Monetary Units.