The Financial Services of Visa Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alfred Kelly with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.341 billion Visa Incians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foster City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Visa Incian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,764 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 846,867 per year while the poor average 5,887, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Alfred Kelly's name, for 25 dollars tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, Visa Inc Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Visa Incians. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Visa Inc's national animal is the great white shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Visa.

Visa Inc is ranked 144,060^th in the world and 2^nd in Visa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 856.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.