The Republic of Vis Sathe is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.348 billion Vis Satheans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Vis Sathean economy, worth 310 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,971 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,800 per year while the poor average 10,094, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vis Sathe's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vis Sathe is ranked 210,316^th in the world and 1^st in Fir16 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.