The Superhero in Disguise of Vince Cable is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shazable with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 5.673 billion Vince Cableans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The powerhouse Vince Cablean economy, worth 452 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,811 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vince Cable's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lightening from Sky-ism.

Vince Cable is ranked 238,604^th in the world and 32^nd in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Primitive, scoring -122.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.