The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Belpheghorhoth Gacek with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 46.467 billion Vespertilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravendark. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vespertilian economy, worth an astonishing 19,295 trillion Gaceks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 415,250 Gaceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, there is a dearth of space for new houses, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vespertilia's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vespertilia is ranked 306,415^th in the world and 40^th in Poland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.