The Grand Duchy of Vesait is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 242 million Vesaitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The thriving Vesaitian economy, worth 19.6 trillion Plolts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,092 Plolts, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and the government has returned all business to private ownership. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesait's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vesait is ranked 42,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Potato World for Safest, scoring 105.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.