The Empire of Very Evil Larry is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Very Evil Larry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.605 billion Evilites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbakalaxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eviltian economy, worth 378 trillion Larries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,597 Larries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 796,033 per year while the poor average 51,573, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the Larry cats to repay their debt to society, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Very Evil Larry, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Very Evil Larry, and it is often said that only Very Evil Larry could bring down Dàguó. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Very Evil Larry's national animal is the Larry cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is loyalty to Very Evil Larry.

Very Evil Larry is ranked 219,944^th in the world and 1^st in The end of a time for Largest Populations, with 1.60 billion capita.