The Adhesive of VeniCohesion is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.24 billion VeniCohesionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient VeniCohesionian economy, worth 496 trillion Togethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 153,294 Togethers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 658,806 per year while the poor average 22,795, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.
Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in VeniCohesion after the ban on emigration was lifted, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VeniCohesion's national animal is the Glued, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
VeniCohesion is ranked 14,496th in the world and 821st in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 57.91 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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VeniCohesion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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VeniCohesion, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
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VeniCohesion, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in
VeniCohesion, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in VeniCohesion after the ban on emigration was lifted.
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VeniCohesion, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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VeniCohesion, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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VeniCohesion, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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VeniCohesion, billions of Togethers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Glued Nebula.
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VeniCohesion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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VeniCohesion, polygamy is legal.























































