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Most Primitive: 6,773rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,092nd
The Theocracy of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
Same Cloth
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Squire
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Thriving
Political Freedom
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Venichimore

Population2.779 billion

CurrencyVenibuck
Animaldragon

The Theocracy of Venichimore is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.779 billion Venichimoreans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The thriving Venichimorean economy, worth 158 trillion Venibucks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,194 Venibucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venichimore's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Venichimore is ranked 137,581st in the world and 300th in Lair of the Dragons for Highest Average Incomes, with 57,194.19 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 6,773rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31,216th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Venichimore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Venichimore, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in Venichimore, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Venichimore, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Venichimore was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Venichimore, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Venichimore, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Venichimore's influence in Lair of the Dragons rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Venichimore's influence in Lair of the Dragons rose from "Zero" to "Page".
  • : Venichimore relocated from The Crimson Empire to Lair of the Dragons.

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