The Queendom of Vaza is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Agnis the 2nd with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.711 billion Vazanese are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelova. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vazanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,248 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaza's national animal is the hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religious Freedom.

Vaza is ranked 81,951^st in the world and 28^th in Vitorus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.26 law-abiding acts per hour.