The Kingdom of Vardarland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by PM Borislav Ivanovski with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.839 billion Vardarlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevice. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The Vardarlandian economy, worth 321 trillion Vardarlandian Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,981 Vardarlandian Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Nevice Natural History Museum, PM Borislav Ivanovski has just been declared ruler of Vardarland in an international press conference, Vardarlandic Orthodoxy has been named as Vardarland's national religion, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vardarland's national animal is the Vardarlandian Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vardarlandic Orthodoxy.

Vardarland is ranked 124,910^th in the world and 2^nd in North Alliance for Largest Populations, with 5.84 billion capita.