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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Strength through Adversity
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Varayusha

Population31.292 billion

CapitalUnderwarren Prime
Leaderthe Underlord
Faithloyalty to the State

Currencytoggle-bolt
Animalicefang

The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.292 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 23,002 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 735,082 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, organ donation is compulsory, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.

Varayusha is ranked 91st in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 31,769.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 22ndLargest Black Market: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54thLargest Governments: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 85thMost Advanced Public Education: 86thLowest Crime Rates: 88thHighest Economic Output: 88thMost Subsidized Industry: 91stMost Corrupt Governments: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thMost Patriotic: 218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227thMost Developed: 296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301stLongest Average Lifespans: 318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 661stMost Stationary: 686thMost Beautiful Environments: 710thMost Cultured: 765thSmartest Citizens: 778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 883rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,304thLargest Mining Sector: 1,361stHighest Food Quality: 1,509thMost Devout: 1,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,834thHealthiest Citizens: 1,934thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,458thLargest Populations: 3,949thRudest Citizens: 5,765thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,157thMost Influential: 13,038thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,712th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 136th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 359th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, prison is a nightmare.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.

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