The Dictatorship of Valilingrado is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 220 million Valilingradoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The strong Valilingradoan economy, worth 10.1 trillion Falsoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,040 Falsoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valilingrado's national animal is the garupa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Valilingrado is ranked 270,093^rd in the world and 109^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.59 percentage of bribes refused.