| Population | 13.474 billion |
| Capital | The Principal's Office |
| Leader | Principle |
| Faith | Education |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | norseman |
The Student Body of Valhalla High School is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Principle with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.474 billion Valhalla High Schoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Principal's Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Valhalla High Schoolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,375 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,313 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhalla High School's national animal is the norseman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.
Valhalla High School is ranked 7,073rd in the world and 3rd in Valhalla for Highest Food Quality, scoring 184.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Valhalla High School was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Valhalla High School was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, you're only as old as you feel.
