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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,776th
The Student Body of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
The Orange Nation
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Valhalla High School

Population13.281 billion

CapitalThe Principal's Office
LeaderPrinciple
FaithEducation

Currencydollar
Animalnorseman

The Student Body of Valhalla High School is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Principle with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.281 billion Valhalla High Schoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Principal's Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Valhalla High Schoolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,103 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, you're only as old as you feel, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhalla High School's national animal is the norseman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.

Valhalla High School is ranked 40,485th in the world and 7th in Valhalla for Most Stationary, with 1,115.379147268 days.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,808thTop
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Best Weather: 3,091stMost Developed: 3,694thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,181stSmartest Citizens: 4,581stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,472ndHighest Food Quality: 7,179thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,514thMost Cultured: 8,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,691stLargest Governments: 8,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,939thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,016thHighest Economic Output: 10,000thMost Efficient Economies: 10,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,648thMost Inclusive: 11,828thMost Pacifist: 11,982ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,158thMost Secular: 13,636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,258thNicest Citizens: 14,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,579thLargest Retail Industry: 14,621stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,433rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,574thMost Influential: 24,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,083rdLargest Welfare Programs: 26,528th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, many in Valhalla High School are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Valhalla High School was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

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