The Student Body of Valhalla High School is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Principle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.696 billion Valhalla High Schoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Principal's Office. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valhalla High Schoolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,440 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 184,038 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, norsemen that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhalla High School's national animal is the norseman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.

Valhalla High School is ranked 306,152^nd in the world and 2^nd in Valhalla for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,962.52 Standard Monetary Units.