The Matriarchy of Valentines Day is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 25.831 billion Valentines Dayians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Valentines Dayian economy, worth 431 trillion arrows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,695 arrows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentines Day's national animal is the cherub.

Valentines Day is ranked 166,566^th in the world and 59^th in belgium for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 58.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.