The Federation of Uuuu is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Thomas Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.318 billion Uuuuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvana. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.

The Uuuuan economy, worth 563 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,630 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Uuuu has designated Nirvana as its capital city, Thomas Smith has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Free Thought has been named as Uuuu's national religion, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uuuu's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Thought.

Uuuu is ranked 120,743^rd in the world and 3^rd in Unitarian for Largest Black Market, with 1.78 trillion Standard Monetary Units.