The Free Land of Usfolk is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.303 billion Usfolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Usfolkian economy, worth 865 trillion cogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,490 cogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Usfolk has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usfolk's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Usfolk is ranked 5,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in Hippies for Safest, scoring 126.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.