The Community of Usarchive is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.873 billion Usarchiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The all-consuming Usarchivean economy, worth 519 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,509 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,086 per year while the poor average 12,036, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usarchive's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Usarchive is ranked 255,361^st in the world and 86^th in Archive of Entropan for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.