The United Socialist States of Urtla is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 377 million Urtlans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atopia. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Urtlan economy, worth 13.3 trillion Urtla rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 35,181 Urtla rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending is on the increase, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Parakeet, and blue bloods are welcome in Urtla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urtla's national animal is the Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Urtla is ranked 218,381^st in the world and 72^nd in Estalcia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.26 percentage of bribes refused.