The Republic of Unsinkable Ships is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.156 billion Unsinkable Shipsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsinkable Ships City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The Unsinkable Shipsian economy, worth 932 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,254 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, all streets are privately owned toll roads, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Unsinkable Shipsian language, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Unsinkable Ships's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Unsinkable Ships is ranked 201,693^rd in the world and 1^st in Northern Ireland for Most Patriotic, with 6.64 flags saluted per person per day.