The Royal Constitutional Regency of United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Fuyuki Mashiro with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.181 billion Miotia-Candorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exie Edokyuuria-Chaodis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Miotia-Candorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,100 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 235,193 Rias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor's national animal is the Winged Cats and its national religion is Pupatorian Catherdrasilicom.

United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor is ranked 243,410^th in the world and 35^th in Northern Utopia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.