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Highest Drug Use: 284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 602ndRudest Citizens: 611th
The Potato-Pope of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
For The Forever Reign of The Potato!
Emperor Spud
Influence
Superpower
Potato Pope
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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United Desri

Population3.239 billion

CapitalSpud Central
LeaderEmperor Spud
FaithThe Eternal Spud

CurrencyLittle Debbie Mini Donut
AnimalPotato

The Potato-Pope of United Desri is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Spud with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.239 billion Desriese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spud Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Desriese economy, worth 583 trillion Little Debbie Mini Donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 179,999 Little Debbie Mini Donuts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,096,717 per year while the poor average 13,074, a ratio of 83.9 to 1.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Desri's national animal is the Potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Eternal Spud.

United Desri is ranked 119,493rd in the world and 2nd in Ultimate Potato Republic for Most Stationary, with 301.16676558648 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 602ndRudest Citizens: 611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 796thFattest Citizens: 885thHighest Crime Rates: 901stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,058thMost Armed: 1,204thMost Avoided: 1,699thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,130thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,221stLargest Retail Industry: 2,244thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,615thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,789thMost Efficient Economies: 3,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,162ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,905thMost Inclusive: 13,387thHighest Average Incomes: 13,694thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,675thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,054thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,657thMost Politically Free: 24,107thMost Extreme: 24,259thMost Pro-Market: 25,832ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,990thMost Cultured: 26,111thMost Devout: 26,549th

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