The Incorporated States of Union Panamericana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mickey Carrizo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.444 billion Union Panamericanans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Panama. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Union Panamericanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 83,956 American Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, a video of Mickey Carrizo wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union Panamericana's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Union Panamericana is ranked 14,853^rd in the world and 5^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 73,797.75 Standard Monetary Units.