The United Socialist States of Union of Soviet State Republics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leon Polotsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.714 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 637 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,833 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Soviet State Republics's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is *Redacted*.

Union of Soviet State Republics is ranked 82,041^st in the world and 9^th in Soyuz for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,048.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.