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Largest Agricultural Sector: 565thMost Patriotic: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,226th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Peace is temporary, the revolution is permanent!
Leon Polotsky
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Soyuz World Assembly Representative
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Union of Soviet State Republics

Population2.714 billion

LeaderLeon Polotsky

CurrencySoviet Ruble
AnimalPolar Bear

The United Socialist States of Union of Soviet State Republics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leon Polotsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.714 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 637 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,833 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Soviet State Republics's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is *Redacted*.

Union of Soviet State Republics is ranked 82,041st in the world and 9th in Soyuz for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,048.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 565thMost Patriotic: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,774thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,255thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,150thHighest Average Incomes: 5,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,317thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,167thHealthiest Citizens: 7,427thMost Devout: 8,462ndMost Authoritarian: 8,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,131stMost Developed: 10,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,794thLargest Black Market: 11,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,235thBest Weather: 12,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,108thLargest Governments: 14,324thMost Cultured: 14,395thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,844thSmartest Citizens: 16,913thMost Conservative: 22,096thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,980thLargest Mining Sector: 26,684thHighest Food Quality: 27,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,050thMost Efficient Economies: 30,347th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Tyranniaa, Inner Moonie, Roman Ravenia, and Republic Of Ludwigsburg.