The United Socialist States of Union of Soviet State Republics is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Soviet with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.111 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ravenna. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 3,097 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 306,347 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Union of Soviet State Republics's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is *Redacted*.

Union of Soviet State Republics is ranked 5,150^th in the world and 5^th in Wintercrest for Most Developed, scoring 94.55 on the Human Development Index.