The Colony of Uniforms is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.746 billion Uniformsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The Uniformsian economy, worth 140 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,085 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniforms's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uniforms is ranked 235,769^th in the world and 3^rd in The Western Republic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,055.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.