The Republic of Unified Joukahn is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Fin Zheko with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 953 million Unified Joukahnians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mallchak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse Unified Joukahnian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Pacifican Renes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,164 Pacifican Renes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,382 per year while the poor average 16,827, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", Unified Joukahn has designated Mallchak as its capital city, and President Fin Zheko has just been declared ruler of Unified Joukahn in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Unified Joukahn's national animal is the Joukahnic Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unified Joukahn is ranked 18,578^th in the world and 3^rd in Terra Pacis for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 71,222.78 Standard Monetary Units.