The Community of Unidentified-nation is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The red one with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 8.599 billion Unidentified-nationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of impasta. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Unidentified-nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion beans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,540 beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Milk often tastes of pea, it turns out that trees grow on beans, entomologists flock to impasta for its remarkable gadfly population, and voters must decide whether to go number one or number two. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unidentified-nation's national animal is the sussy baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is among us-ism.

Unidentified-nation is ranked 297,292^nd in the world and 2,341^st in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 4.99 Obesity Rate.