The Allied States of Undertake47 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 3.368 billion Undertake47ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The strong Undertake47ian economy, worth 123 trillion tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,413 tails, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, and cities in Undertake47 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Undertake47's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Undertake47 is ranked 168,507^th in the world and 4^th in Bonk for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.96 percentage of bribes refused.