The Allied States of Unassembly is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 268 million Unassemblians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ungeneralis. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Unassemblian economy, worth 16.2 trillion votes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,603 votes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unassembly's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Unassembly is ranked 103,067th in the world and 2nd in Goninan RP for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.32 percentage of bribes refused.
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Unassembly, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
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Unassembly, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
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Unassembly, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
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Unassembly, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
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Unassembly, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
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Unassembly, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
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Unassembly, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
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Unassembly, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
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Unassembly, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
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Unassembly, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.











