The Agrarian Monarchy of Umuflahu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Township Chairman Camden with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.89 billion Umuflahu enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arreromocenciaresca. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The very strong Umuflahu economy, worth 272 trillion Cens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,001 Cens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Umuflahu to be bombproof, Township Chairman Camden is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Township Chairman Camden after national disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umuflahu's national animal is the Mojarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Umuflahu is ranked 200,506^th in the world and 14^th in Confederation of Dolboyobs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.