The Nomadic Peoples of Umar Kremlev is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16 million Umar Kremlevians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Umar Kremlevian economy, worth 319 billion Cobalts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,951 Cobalts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umar Kremlev's national animal is the lion.

Umar Kremlev is ranked 158,028^th in the world and 20^th in Sphere of Conservative Republics for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 366.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.