The Slave Empire of Ulkar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bologog Gro-Nolob with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.703 billion Ulkarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cul. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulkarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,221 trillion Khacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,942 Khacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, organ donation is compulsory, soporific speeches from Bologog Gro-Nolob have left the opposition utterly knocked out, and blue bloods are welcome in Ulkar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulkar's national animal is the Vulcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is   .

Ulkar is ranked 8,354^th in the world and 8^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,161.52 Standard Monetary Units.