The Peoples Republic of Seyja is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kitty with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.712 billion Seyjans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seyun. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seyjan economy, worth 925 trillion Sejs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,332 Sejs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, fat-shaming is now public policy, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seyja's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seyja is ranked 96,805^th in the world and 1,869^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.41 flags saluted per person per day.