The Federation of Ulenurme Borough is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.683 billion Ulenurme Boroughians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ulenurme Boroughian economy, worth 590 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,157 gambles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 523,137 per year while the poor average 19,945, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.
Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, billions of gambles are being blown on orbital weapons development, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulenurme Borough's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ulenurme Borough is ranked 214,691st in the world and 191st in Boroughs of Estonia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,945.34 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ulenurme Borough, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, billions of gambles are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
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Ulenurme Borough was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulenurme Borough, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.

































