The Intergalactic Society of UFO is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.747 billion Aliens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse UFOian economy, worth 613 trillion probes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,118 probes, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. UFO's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

UFO is ranked 250,926^th in the world and 13,418^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.