The Traveling Envoy of UDCS is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.953 billion UDCSians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Aeternalis. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The UDCSian economy, worth 720 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,298 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, UDCSian political exiles populate the near abroad, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. UDCS's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UDCS is ranked 104,743^rd in the world and 24^th in Anarchy for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,772.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.