The Cult of Uchub is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Damien Karsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.512 billion Uchubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menzoberranzan. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uchubian economy, worth a remarkable 5,231 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,051 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, child labor has been outlawed, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uchub's national animal is the Trapdoor spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Karma.

Uchub is ranked 204,282^nd in the world and 391^st in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.