The Dictatorship of Tyrants in Tiaras is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.727 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Subject economy, worth 133 trillion Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,996 Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrants in Tiaras's national animal is the Jabberwocky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tyrants in Tiaras is ranked 113,689^th in the world and 7^th in Solstice for Fattest Citizens, with 10.81 Obesity Rate.