The Holy Zombie of Tye 6 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.787 billion Tye 6ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tye 6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,918 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, Tye 6ian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Wuff, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye 6's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Tye 6 is ranked 29,235^th in the world and 3^rd in Tie Dye for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,695.51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.