The Blue Zombie of Tye 5 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.163 billion Tye 5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tye 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,219 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,801 per year while the poor average 27,368, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye 5's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Tye 5 is ranked 132,540^th in the world and 4^th in Tie Dye for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,957.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.