The Holy Blue Zombie of Tye 4 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.174 billion Tye 4ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tye 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,848 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,621 per year while the poor average 35,328, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Emperor Wuff is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye 4's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Tye 4 is ranked 53,917^th in the world and 2^nd in Tie Dye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,741.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.